May 2013
491 posts
urbancatfitters:
i think that “don’t cry” is the least helpful thing 2 say 2 a crying person
It’s annoying when you are fucking fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t want to start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care
poopflow:
PSA: different achievements mean different things to people so something you might think is menial might be monumental to someone else so dont bring someone down for being proud of their achievements (✿◠‿◠)
me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it
farrahsfaucet:
you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily
2008: wow I was so stupid last year
2009: wow I was so stupid last year
2010: wow I was so stupid last year
2011: wow I was so stupid last year
2012: wow I was so stupid last year
2013: wow I was so stupid last year
to be continued
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
If I'm comfortable with you, I'll:
melesbian:
call you names
tell you weird and personal details about myself
say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
type in caps a lot.
If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:
talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
share funny photos from my tumblr dash
actually tell you when i’m upset
try to make conversation with you
just generally act really silly...
burgrs:
A wild CUTIE appeared!
What will U do?
SMOOCH
CUDDLE
TAKE OUT 4 PIZZA
ADMIRE FROM SAFE DISTANCE
ozzyosborntodie:
can Dora find you a sense of humor
gagasdoublechin:
you know she dead
galaxys4:
hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are
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growlithed:
dont let people police your decisions for you
dont let people tell you what or who you can and cannot like
its your life for a reason
if someone tells you that its childish to like pokemon or cartoons or whatever in your teens tell them to piss off
if someone shames you…
trvsh:
hey baby are you into
broke unstable losers
twolostchildrens:
but youuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu think we’re something that we’re not
im-jeshie:
too many mixed feelings to decide over and too many outcomes resulting from them
i need something to take me away from this
peevesies:
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
gamsee:
my whole life is just “oh ok”
spookymormon:
please stop asking me about my future ill cry
The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you
sunrise-surf:
i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view
*hides good snacks from family members*
meladoodle:
existing is hard
urbancatfitters:
if ur sentence starts with “no offense” or “im not trying to be rude” just don’t even finish it bc u know it’s going to be offensive and rude
claydols:
im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
pizzaforpresident:
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
romulusthread:
MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
band-nonsense:
tessaviolet:
peachofcake:
tessaviolet:
i’m tupac on the inside.
tupac is dead.
exactly.
well this is more emotional than expected
toiletbowling:
heelys down the isle at my wedding
gnarly:
if you’re going to ignore my texts you might as well change my contact name to terms and condition
meladoodle:
*throws coins at strippers really hard*
